jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
Forever a cockblock.
Third wheel in his own damn series.
Let’s not forget this scene
omg that third one
The last one actually made me laugh. :)
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
someone found a real life plot hole
whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
OH MY GOD GUYS I SWEAR
I WAS LOOKING AT GAY SEX SCENE, IT WAS FANART
AND MY DAD WALKED IN
AND HE SAW IT
AND HE ONLY SAID “proportions of his arm are bad. It’s too long compared to his body.”
AND WALKED AWAY
I SWEAR I’M DEAD
UPDATE.
HE CAME BACK WITH A BOOK ”HOW TO PROPERLY DRAW PEOPLE STEP BY STEP”
hELP
your dad is rad omg
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
writing a kiss, tips for everybody
- whatever the hell you’re doing with tongue, stop
- invade, fight for dominance, and wrestle are literally the worst descriptors ever in the whole entire world of talking about kissing
- tongues do not roam and they do not go exploring they are like TIDES they come forward a little bit and then maybe recede a little bit EVEN IN FRENCHING
- most kissing action actually happens with the lips GO FIGURE??
- kissing is really awkward you get noses bumping everywhere and sometimes saliva all over your chin or theirs, please keep this in mind, only the chastest kisses are clean and neat
- really aggressive tongue is really an acquired taste not gonna lie (L O L)
- Avoid scientific clinical words like probe for the love of god
- you’ve ever listened to a kiss you know it sounds really gross with all the sucking and smacking breathy moans and hums are the way to go
- No one pays enough attention to the lips imho y’all are so damn focused on tongues
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall
and here we can witness the hp fandom starting their slow descent into sherlockian-level insanity
mcronagall
