"Cishet white males don’t understand-" you know what, maybe we do.
hey guys cishet white males understand a lot of things. examples
- how to play call of duty modern warfare
- how to play call of duty black ops
- how to play call of duty modern warfare 2
- how to play call of duty black ops 2
- how to play call of duty ghosts
and those are just SOME of the call of duty games that cishet white males understand
this just in: it’s perfectly okay to be a total asshole to someone just because they’re a white guy
wow good morals not hypocritical at all A++ good job everybody round of applause
our apologies, allow me to amend the statement. cishet white males also understand
- gta I-V
this is exactly what i mean when i say that most people on this webstie dont give two shits about equality. they just want to be on top. “its ok to make fun of people as long as theyre cis, white, and or male!”
shut the fuck up you ARE ALL FUCKING TODDLERS
i’m sorry sir did i forget a game? was it assassin’s creed? it was assassin’s creed, wasn’t it. once again, i apologize
Can you honestly not see how childish your resentment and mocking of white, cishet, males is?
WAS IT SKYRIM?????
go outside and read a book you pathetic trash all you’re promoting is a homeschooled kid on tumblr crying about being cyber bullied and pretending to drink the tears of other human beings
it was skyrim
this was a real scene from a real australian movie
do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
Don’t believe me…? Well…….
In conclusion, I am happy to say fandom that I, Eren Jaeger am being endorsed by Dove. //shot
The long awaited UPDATE! Eren received a package in the mail today. I wonder who it is from…
Thanks so much for being a Dove fan! We wanted to send you a few items to help feel great! Hope to chat again with you soon!
The Dove Team
I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
Night Vale must have some pretty interesting treatment of queer/nonbinary people
I can’t imagine anyone making a big deal of someone’s gender identity/presentation when their neighbor has the head of a falcon every other Tuesday
and who cares if you’re dating someone of the same sex, Susie Carmichael down the road dated a man who turned out to be an ambiguously sentient bag of oranges the whole time
they’re very happy together
so i googled who invented fanfiction
IT WAS THE BRONTE SISTERS (and brother)
ABOUT THIS GUY
DON’T TELL ME FANFICTION ISN’T A LEGITIMATE CREATIVE OUTLET THE BRONTE SISTERS (and brother) DID IT